Ali wedding their own products?
First, a woman crying and then drink a toast
The first man to drink and then cry.
Number of socks for each of them?
Women are different socks: less than the knee, above the knee with ligaments, adhesive, and without laces, nylon and ordinary, with the line, without the line ...
Men wear the standard white socks (when they are to wear sneakers) and black (when wearing the shoe).
About sex?
Women say they want sex non-stop throughout the day, but in fact a woman want sex three times a week only, and would like to be fondled to last about 30 minutes.
While men
The man is always ready to have sex all the time in the morning and evening every night especially those under the age of 40 years.
PLAY in the fair?
Women use sex to get what you want in most cases.
While men do not will serve the sex to get anything because they are getting what they want.
Men do not use sex for anything, because they already got what they want.
Children?
Woman knows all about her children. They know when the decision to the dentist knows when they have training, knows all his friends and empathy, and understanding all their fears ...
Children? Men do not have a clear position on these small creatures in the house.
THE matching colors?
Women understand colors and always know how to go together.
Men think:> Red is a beautiful color, pink is beautiful, and who says they do not go together? <
About pets?
Women love cats.
Men only say they love cats, but when no one is looking, they kick and then with please.
Regularity?
Women leave things on the stairs to pick them up in return.
Men jump over until they are told to raise them.
In the environment?
Women should always know where things stand on.
Men never know where things are. And why should they? Well, there is a woman in every moment know where they removed them.
On the number of shoes?
The average woman has between 15 and 25 pairs of shoes, but most of thoes shoe pinches.
The average man has four pairs of shoes - sneakers, boots, shoes and slippers.
On the choice of clothes?
Women believe that the clothing that was purchased six months ago to become radioactive after a while. To avoid contamination they are buying new things.
Men wear anything that is in the closet, including pants that were a modern eight years ago. The common man still has one shirt at least out of high school. He believes that old jacket got just a little bit only when there are holes in the elbows him. He said he will keep the shirt packed in his closet for several years before deciding to wear it, in the hope that by that time become more joy to wear.
Reaction when someone buys a car?
Women immediately ask what color it is.
The man asks if this person got a lot of money for a car.
In modern?
Man starts wholesale woman ... and put an end to it.
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